The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class a question, "What is bright red and shiny?" Little Johnny jumped up and shouted, "A fire engine!" "No! No!" said the teacher, "But I like the way you're thinking. Anyone else?" Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was said she was right. Susan was happy but Little Johnny was ticked!

Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question, and she nodded okay. "What is long, hard, rounded and has hair at one end?" asked Little Johnny. "Johnny!" she screamed, "We'll have none of that talk here..." Little Johnny replied, "It's a toothbrush, teacher, but I like the way you're thinking!"

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