JokesA blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. for years and years they lived there. One day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed and rubbed and sure enough out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one." So the brunette goes first. "I have been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home. and POOF, she is gone. the redhead makes her wish. "This place sucks. I want to go home too." and POOF, she is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her "my dear, what is the matter?" the blonde said "I wish my friends were here."
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