Little Johnny's father sat down next to him on the couch one day and said, "Okay, Johnny, once there was this big, black rooster, and it was sitting on a fence post. How many wings does the rooster have?" Johnny replies, " It has two."

Little Johnny's father then asks, "How many eyes does the rooster have?" Johnny replies, "It has two." 

Little Johnny's father then asks, "Well then, how many legs do you think the rooster had?" Johnny replies, "It has two, daddy."

So then, Little Johnny's daddy says, "Well then, a big white cat walks up to where the big black rooster is standing on the fence post and opens its mouth to hiss at the rooster. How many teeth does the cat have?" Little Johnny scratches his head and replies, "I don't know daddy, how many teeth does the cat have?" 

 Little Johnny's daddy grabs him by the arm and shakes him, "Alright boy, how come you know so much about big black cock and so little about  white pussy?"

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