The balcony of the execution chamber was full as the old black murderer was led to the electric chair. Wires were attached to his head, chest, and arms. To put the wires on his legs, the executioner cut the man's pants at the knees, and the head of the prisoner's dick popped out one of the slits. 

The gallery of witnesses began to laugh hysterically. The old man looked up with tears in his eyes and screamed, "Laugh, you sons of bitches, but if you was as scared as me, yours would shrink up, too!"

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