Bill Clinton is sitting next to a 19 year old White House intern one day at a gathering. The president says to her, "Would you like to come to the Oval Office and see my clock?"  She says, "No, Mr. President, I don't think so."  The President replies, "Please, I'd really like to show it to you."  "No, Mr. President, I really can't."  "Come on. Come and see my clock. It'll only take a minute."  "All right. If it won't take long."

They go to the Oval Office. The President sits down, unzips his pants, and pulls out his dick.  The intern gasps, "That's not a clock, it's a cock!"  To which the president replies, "You put two hands and a face on it, it's a clock ."

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