Little Johnny 's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, they invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby, so his dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now son, that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said "Oh What a beautiful little baby." The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say that he can see good?" The Mother said, "Why yes, his doctor said he has 20/20 vision." 

Little Johnny said "Well, its a darn good thing cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!"

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