JokesA young female teacher was giving an assignment to her sixth grade class one day. It was a large assignment, so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly, there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. The teacher turned quickly and asked, "What's so funny, Patrick?" "Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters." "Get out of my classroom!" she yelled. "I don't want to see you in this class for three days!"
The teacher turned back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reached to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly, there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She turned quickly and asked, "What's so funny, Billy?" "Well miss, I just saw both of your garters." Again she yelled, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe. I don't want to see you for in this class for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, the teacher dropped the chalkboard eraser when she turned around again. So, she bent over to pick it up. This time, there was an enormous burst of laughter from another male student. The teacher turned quickly, only to find little Johnny leaving the classroom. "And, where do you think you're going, little Johnny?" "Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"
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