Little Johnny had never had sex in his life, so his buddy Billy told him that he'd take him to a girl that would teach him a few things. He agrees. Later, Little Johnny's in a room with the girl. She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?" Little Johnny says, quite honestly, "No." 

She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again, "Now do you know what I want?" Again he answers, "No." She spreads her legs spread-eagled across the bed and asks him the same question again, "Now do you know what I want?" Little Johnny answers, "Yeah. You want the whole fuckin' bed to yourself."

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