JokesA woman desperately looking for work goes into the warehouse of Irwin Toys. The Personnel Manager reviews her resume and then explains that he has nothing worthy of her qualifications. The woman explains that she really needs work and will take anything she can get. The Personnel Manager thinks for a moment and finally offers her a lowly skilled job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line. The woman happily accepts.
The Personnel Manager takes the woman down to the line, explains her duties, and then asks her to be on the job at 8 o'clock the following morning. The next morning, there's a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The "Tickle Me Elmo" line manager starts ranting about the new hire. The line manager vents for a good ten minutes, and by now, the assembly is really backed up. The Personnel Manager follows the line manager to the assembly line, and sure enough, Elmos are backed up from the conveyor belt right to the doorway.
At the line, is the newly hired woman. The managers watch in amazement as the woman cuts a piece of fabric, and then begins sewing the fabric, containing a couple of marbles, between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager starts to laugh uncontrollably. After a few minutes, he wipes the tears from his eyes, pulls himself together, and walks over to the new hire. "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. You were hired to give Elmo two test tickles, not two testicles!"
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