The gynecologist 's first patient of the day arrives. As the doctor is doing the examination, he finds a large 'H' painted on his patient's chest. He questions her about this and she explains, "Well, my husband played college football at Harvard, and every time he sees the 'H' on my chest, he gets all excited and we have great sex, so I just leave it there." The doctor thinks this is highly odd, and he continues with the examination. 

The gynecologist 's second patient of the day arrives. As the doctor is doing the examination, he finds a large 'S' painted on his patient's chest. He questions her about this and she explains, "Well, my husband played college football at Stanford, and every time he sees the 'S' on my chest, he gets all excited and we have great sex, so I just leave it there." Again, the doctor thinks this is highly odd, and he continues with the examination. 

The last patient of the day arrives. As the doctor is doing the examination, he finds a large 'M' painted on his patient's chest. This time, though, the gynecologist thinks he's figured out what's going on with his patients, so he says to her, "Let me guess, your husband went to Michigan!" She retorts, "Hell no, my girlfriend went to Wisconsin!" 

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