JokesHerr Buhler enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table notices a gorgeous woman sitting alone at another table. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne, Dom Perignon, to be sent over to her knowing full well that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note with the bottle back over to the man. The note read, "For me to accept this bottle you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $1Million in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
WELL, Herr Buhler, after reading this note sends one of his own back to her, and it read, "Just so you know; I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage; I have over $2Million in the bank, but not even for YOU would I cut off 2 inches! Send the bottle back."
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