Things you won't see on Hallmark cards

OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind.

OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.

INSIDE: I never believed in Hell 'till I met you.

OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder

INSIDE: What the f#$k was I thinking?

OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am

INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.

OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas,

INSIDE: I hope it's your sister.

OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your promotion.

INSIDE: Before you go though, would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

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