There was an American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a Puerto Rican driving together on a long highway. All of a sudden, the Russian takes out a bottle of fine vodka, takes a swig, and throws the bottle out the window. The American says to the Russian, "What are you doing? That's a fine bottle of pure Russian vodka you just threw out the window!" To this, the Russian replied in a heavy accent, "Ah, that's okay. In my country, we have these everywhere." 

Then the Cuban reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a great Cuban cigar, takes a puff, and throws it out the window. The American says to the Cuban, "Are you nuts? That was a great cigar you just wasted!" In his Cuban accent, he responded, "So what? In my country, we have these everywhere." 

So the American picks up the Puerto Rican and throws him out the window.

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