The kindergarten class were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten, so she asked them to use grown-up words instead of baby words. She then asked them what they had done during the summer. The first little one said, "I went to see my Nana." The teacher said, "No, you went to see your grandmother. That's the grown-up word." 

The next little one said, "I went on a trip on a choo-choo." The teacher again said, "No, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown-up word." 

Then, the teacher asked Little Johnny what he did during the summer. Little Johnny proudly said that he read a book. "What book did you read?" asked the teacher. Little Johnny puffed out his chest, and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the Shit."

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