JokesBob's father and friends were throwing him the best bachelor party ever. There were hookers giving blowjobs "a la go-go", strippers as far as the eye could see, tons of food, great weed, and of course, some great porno flicks on a wide screen digital TV with THX surround sound.
Feeling the beer, Bob's dad stands up and hollers to get everyone's attention. "I want to propose a toast to my son... Bob, I'm so glad I could be here with you on the happiest day of your life." "But, Dad, I'm not getting married until tomorrow!" Bob's dad continued and said, "Like I said, son, I'm so glad I could be here with you on the happiest day of your life."
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