Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence........

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus

2. He was bilingual

3. He was always being harassed by the authorities But then there were equally good arguments that.... 

JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial But then there were equally good arguments that.... 

 JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God But then there were equally good arguments that.... 

JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He used olive oil But then there were equally good arguments that.... 

JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot

3. He started a new religion But then there were equally good arguments that.... 

JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures But perhaps the most compelling evidence..... 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there  was no food

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.....

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