JokesA woman is having her annual physical and after all the poking, prodding and tests, the physician says gravely, "I'm sorry, but you have only 12 hours to live". Hearing this, the woman rushes home, explains her condition to her husband and exclaims, "I want to spend this whole evening having wild and crazy sex."
Her husband replies, "That's easy for you to say, honey. You don't have to get up in the morning!"
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