A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. Can anyone spell the word 'before'?" Tommy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R." The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell the word 'before'?" 

Bobby stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R." Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." Can anyone else spell the word 'before'?" 

Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." 

"Excellent Johnny! Now, can you use it in a sentence?" Little Johnny says, "That's easy -- two plus two be fore."

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