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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
There's no future in time travel.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
A day without sunshine is like night.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Multi-tasking-screwing up several things at once.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Shin: an anatomical tool for finding furniture in the dark.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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