JokesLittle Johnny didn't show up at school one day. The next day, when the teacher asked him why he stayed home, Little Johnny explained, "Our cow was in heat, so I had to take her to the bull." "How disgusting," remarked the teacher, "I'm sure your father could have done that!"
"No ma'am, he couldn't have, 'cause he only takes care of the sheep..."
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