Two little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings." 

Then Little Johnny, not to be outdone responds, "My Dad can blow smoke out of his ass." 

"Really, have you seen it?" asks the other boy.. Little Johnny responds, "No, but I've seen the tobacco stains in his underwear.

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