Jokes30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
A few beers short of six-pack
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
One taco short of a combination plate
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with I instructions on the heel
Too much yardage between the goalposts
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
If he had another brain, it would be lonely
No grain in the silo
Proof that evolution can go in reverse
Receiver is off the hook
Several nuts short of a full pouch
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
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