Jokes10. "Safer than a Russian sub."
9. "The perfect gift for your mother-in-law."
8. "Because there's a lot riding on your lawsuit."
7. "Better than driving around on your axles, right?"
6. "Pop a set on your car today."
5. "C'mon, did you really expect good tires on a new Ford?"
4. "Reinforcing the importance of the speed limit."
3. "Hey, it's not like we crashed our blimp or something."
2. " Firestone Tires, for that "heavenly" ride... "
1. "You can't recall a better tire."
Others:
F.O.R.D. Flying Off Rubber Debris...
"KEEP BACK 500 FEET...VEHICLE EQUIPPED WITH FIRESTONE TIRES"
"PASS AT YOUR OWN RISK...VEHICLE EQUIPPED WITH FIRESTONE TIRES"
"Thank God We Don't Make Condoms"
FIRESTONES...FOR SERIOUS "OFF ROAD" DRIVING
"More Bang For The Buck"
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