JokesLittle Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by letting loud farts, so his teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, he said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody and I'm very proud of that fact." "If I show you that I can do it better, will you stop?"
He agreed, so the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Little Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper. Then, the teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted. But, when she was done, there wasn't a trace of chalk dust left on the paper.
Little Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing, and as she repeated the process, Little Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt, and remarked, "No wonder you won -- you have a Double-Barrel!"
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