God made Adam and saw that he was good. However, Adam was getting quite lonely and upon seeing this, God said to him, "I can make you a partner." Adam became excited. "A partner?" "Yes," God began. "She will be beautiful at all times and clean and cook and wash. She will love you with all of her heart. She will always be there for you. She will be like your personal slave." 

Adam smiled. "Oh God, I want one." God replied, "You can have one, but it will be expensive." Adam didn't care. "It will cost an arm, a leg, and a shoulder," God warned. Adam thought about it for awhile and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

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