JokesA man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you, Sir?" "Yesssh! Ssssshome asshole stole my car!" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was the car the last time you saw it?" "It wassss at the end of thisss key!" said the man.
About that time, the Officer looks down to see that the man's unit is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat he moans, "OHHH GOD...they got my girlfriend too!!!"
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