Little Johnny was standing at the side of a river, weeping. His tears were streaming down his cheeks. An elderly lady passed by and asked, "What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?" "It's mean!" Little Johnny sniffed, "My Daddy drowned all four little kittens we had." 

"That's awful indeed!" the lady replied angrily, "Your father is a real monster!' "Yes," said Little Johnny, "He promised that I could do it." 

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