Malborn sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked Malborn incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news." 

"It's of you and your mistress."

 

 

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