Two Italian men get on a New York bus. They sit and engage in animated conversation.  The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, then her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. Then I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine!" cried the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk about sex in public!"  

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Who's a-talkin' 'bout sex? I'm justa tellin' my friend here how to spella Mississippi."

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