A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around in his seat, scratching his privates, and not paying attention. She walked to the back to find out what was going on.  The little boy was quite embarrassed and whispered to the teacher, explaining that he had recently been circumcised and it was very itchy.  The teacher told the little boy to go down to the principal's office, then phone his mother, and ask her what to do about it.

So, the little boy did as he was asked, and then a short while later, he returned to the classroom and sat down in his seat.  A few moments later, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher rushed to the back to find the little boy sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out from his pants.

"I thought I told you to call your mom," she screamed.  "I did," he said," and she told me that if I could stick it out until noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

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