How did the accident happen?" asked the doctor.  "Well," explained the patient, "I was making love to my girlfriend on the living room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us."

"Fortunately, you've only sustained some minor lacerations on your buttocks," the doctor said. "You're a very lucky man."  "You said it, doc," the man replied. "A minute sooner and it would have fractured my skull."

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