50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator Part I

1) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"

2) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.

3) Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.

4) Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6) On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.

7) Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)

8) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

9) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".

14) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

15) One word: Flatulence!
 

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