50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator Part IV

41) Bring a chair along.

42) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:  "Wanna see whahs in muh mouf?"

43) Blow spit bubbles.

44) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

48) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49) Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

50) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

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