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JokesA man enters a bar and asks the barkeep for a shell, as the barkeep serves
him the man reaches into his coat pocket and places a small piano upon the bar
then out of the other pocket he produces a 12-inch high man who begins to play
the piano. The barkeep is amazed and asks where did he get them. The man answers
with the typical genie reply. The barkeep asked if he still had the bottle and
if so would he sell it?
The man answered that he might still have the bottle and if so the barkeep could
have it at no cost. The man left and returned shortly with an old bottle, giving
it to the barkeep. The barkeep ran to the other end of the bar and soon the bar
was filled with thousands of ducks. The barkeep returned to the man complaining
that that he wished for 10,000 fucks not ducks.
The man replied, "Tell me about it. Do you think I wished for a 12 inch
pianist?"
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