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JokesA police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger
had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the
brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey
and said, "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook
his head up and down.
"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook
his head up and down."Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey. "What
happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up
by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes."
"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?" "Yes." "What else?" The monkey motioned
"Screwing." "They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer. "Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before
they wrecked." "Yes." "What were *you* doing during all this?"
"Driving," motioned the monkey.
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