Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman says, "Yep that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what  are you guys doing?" And Bush says, "We are planning World War III" And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" And Bush says, "Well, we're going to wipe out 140 million Afghan terrorists this time and one bicycle repairman."

And the guys exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!" So Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!"



 

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