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JokesA crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."
So without saying anything the teller leaves the window and goes over to the
bank manager to tell him about her situation.
They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the
problem here?"
"There's no fucking problem, dammit!" the man says, "I just won $50 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this
damn bank!"
"I see," says the manager excitedly, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
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