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JokesA woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and
then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much
too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "Okay, I'm a
prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a
minute, then the woman says, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or
a prostitute?"
The woman replied, "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year!"
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