Jerry Fallwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.  After the flight was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought to him. The attendant next asked the Minister if he would also like a drink. The Minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

The President gasped, then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was a choice. I'll have what he's having."

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