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JokesTRANSLATING EMPLOYER/EMPLOYEE DESCRIPTIONS
| OUTGOING PERSONALITY | Always going out of the office |
| GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS | Able to bullshit |
| GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS | Spends lots of time on phone |
| AVERAGE EMPLOYEE | Not too bright |
| EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED | Made no major screw up yet |
| WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY | Too ugly to get a date |
| ACTIVE SOCIALLY | Drinks a lot |
| FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY | Spouse drinks too |
| INDEPENDENT WORKER | Nobody knows what he/she does |
| QUICK THINKING | Offers plausible excuses |
| CAREFUL THINKER | Won't make a decision |
| AGGRESSIVE | Obnoxious |
| USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS | Gets someone else to do it |
| EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL | Speaks English |
| METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL | A nit picker |
| HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES | Is tall or has a loud voice |
| EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT | Lucky |
| KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR | Knows a lot of dirty jokes |
| CAREER MINDED | Back Stabber |
| LOYAL | Can't get a job anywhere else |
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